Overhead in Bed

Lie down.
Look up.

$699

Why pretzel yourself into a sofa to read a book? Why become a weight-lifter just to read Ken Follett? This is the most fun you haven't had in bed yet.

Overhead in Bed turns the simple act of reading upside down.

Hands-free reading: Lie down. Look up.

Lift or lower the platform to any position. Upon release, Overhead in Bed locks securely to your perfect focus-point. You’ll still have to lift the book to turn the page - old fashioned books in wood pulp format still require page-turning.

Enclosed in the dark chamber of OHIB V.2, viewing content on a smartphone is like being the only person in a movie theater. In bed.

Overhead in Bed supports books, eBooks, smartphones, tablets - anything that’s flat and can fit on the board.

Action: variable-locking load positioners [aka retractors] with tension-adjustable friction brakes. Retractors slide along a track that’s secured into ceiling sheetrock with drywall anchors each of which has a tension load of 356 pounds in typical 5/8ths ceiling sheetrock. Each retractor, whose nylon cable travel distance is ~5 feet, has a rating of 10 pounds.

Kit contains:

See-through plexiglass platform;

2 braided, galvanized aircraft cables each test-loaded to 920 pounds of pull-out force;

retractors;

2 rechargeable goose-neck clamp-lamp LEDs;

extendable ceiling track;

hardware;

drape, foam blackout sheet, and poly-satin blackout topcloth;

installation instructions.

Limited production. Contact us.

A couple of things to consider:

President Trump pledged to allow home-schooling parents the use of 529 education savings accounts to spend $10,000 a year per child - tax-free - to spend on costs associated with home-schooling education: https://www.donaldjtrump.com/agenda47/agenda47-president-trumps-pledge-to-homeschool-families

He’s also committed to disestablishing the Department of Education, whose annual ~$240B will be redistributed to states’ Depts of Ed, who, if they’re smart [which isn’t guaranteed] will seize upon disruptive technology that turns reading on its head and transforms illiteracy into reading-proficiency and reading-reluctance into reading-avidity.